Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Dear Mr. Favre

Dear Brett:

It has come to my attention that you are contemplating (yet again) a return to the NFL. I regret to inform you that unfortunately, I have had enough and frankly there is no room in my NFL fandom for you to return. I have come up with possible reasons for your return:

  1. You want to further increase your chances of keeping your Most INTs record by throwing at least another 30 this season.
  2. You heard the Vikes are interested and have gone senile enough to think that purple would look good on you.
  3. You're hoping to go to a Florida team since that's where most people go to retire anyways.
Well here's a thought Brett, just move to Punta Gorda and do what everyone else who has hit freedom 55 does, golf, knit, do crosswords, sail, basically anything but play football. If Punta Gorda isn't good enough for you, you can check this link out.

Good luck in your retirement.

Love,

Barbie

P.S. The hat suits you.

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alcoLOLz!1!! said...

haha. i like you getting back to "barbie" and commenting on what colors would look good on on brett favre.

signals3_t5 said...

naughty pictures of that old man.. looking very funny.




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