It has come to my attention that you are contemplating (yet again) a return to the NFL. I regret to inform you that unfortunately, I have had enough and frankly there is no room in my NFL fandom for you to return. I have come up with possible reasons for your return:
- You want to further increase your chances of keeping your Most INTs record by throwing at least another 30 this season.
- You heard the Vikes are interested and have gone senile enough to think that purple would look good on you.
- You're hoping to go to a Florida team since that's where most people go to retire anyways.
Good luck in your retirement.
P.S. The hat suits you.