Saturday, September 19, 2009

Barbie's banged up fantasy team

Well this is just a Barbie's fantasy team update because I need to rant.

Starting QB: Donovan McNabb...thank you for breaking your ribs.
Starting RB: Ladanian Tomlinson....way to sprain your ankle, man.
3rd WR: Anthony Gonzalez...falling down in a heap all by yourself is obviously the most epic way to sprain your MCL
DEF: Chicago...of course Urlacher is going to sit out this season.
K: Mason Crosby...well straining your abs sounds like you just ate a little too much at an all-you-can-eat buffet. At least you're still listed as probable so I won't be too mad.

Painful team...the fantasy gods are not loving me this season.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know great player's are going to get hurt at the beginning and throught the season. When it happens it seems like such a waste. No Urlacher and the Bears D is just not the same. Gonzalez and Wayne are Peyton Manning's bread and butter, He'll be scraping by now. LT, although spectalular when healthy, seems to enjoy sitting on the bench most of the time. McNabs Busted up rib sucks the most! I wanted to see the Vick McNab Westbrook Attack!!!